So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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