Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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