what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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