I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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