i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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