Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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