Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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