Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
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Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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