Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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