Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
He shit in the fireplace
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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