I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
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I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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