So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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