If that was your dad, he is hot
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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