Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
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It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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