"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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