Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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