He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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