Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
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