I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
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That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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