were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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