i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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