Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I have fence marks all over my body
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
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