the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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