i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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