its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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