my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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