the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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