Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
Randomize
