Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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