He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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