I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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