This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
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you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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