I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
