the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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