you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
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