only if we run a train.
done.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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