Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
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