Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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