tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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