It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
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Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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