S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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