Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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