Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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