Walk of Shame. In a state park.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
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I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
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showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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