Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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