The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
the liver wants what the liver wants
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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