I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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