I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
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If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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