i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
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We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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