shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
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On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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