: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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