Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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