Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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