I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
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He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
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Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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