That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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