You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Randomize