Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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