READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
you win again, gameday.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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