i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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