Your mouth is God's brothel.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
try to milk me bitch
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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